Faking an Orgasm, Ladies, should be against the law...

I have thought about this for a really, REALLY, really long time now. You are doing a serious disservice to the rest of us. Lets say you dated someone for one year and during that year,  unbeknownst to them, you never climaxed. You hooted and hollered while having sex, saying every nasty thing in the book just to help his ego. Trust me, none of them need help boosting their egos especially if they "think" they are a sex god.

Now the relationship is bound to go south. Eventually you will break up. You met up with all your girlfriends and comfort yourself in saying, "It's ok because she never actually got me off.". Understandable to be pissed about it and also at yourself. It would have taken you one time having sex with a guy to setup your preference. I know its intimidating but it must be done.

Now lets talk about the horrible damage you've done for the man and the next woman will not be thanking any lucky stars you had him first.

The "ex" talk is bound to happen when you start seeing someone new and most times men will say (before you read this part please read with any annoying voice you choose), "I always gave her an orgasm." I always get a little smirk on my face if anyone ever says this to me because no, you did not always give her an orgasm. This also tells me I do not want to have sex with this person...

But I get turned on while making out blah blah blah and one things turns into another and suddenly I'm naked? Their naked too? They insert their member and suddenly I feel like I entered a bounce house filled with 10 screaming, clawing children. Men, you cannot bounce an orgasm out of someone! Also, your dick doesn't twirl. What is that? Like when the guy is on-top of you and all the sudden he starts swaying and swing his hips like hes ho-la hooping? Hello, your dick does not motion your hips and I can assure you this will make any gal giggle.

Also, I know very little girls who like their hair pulled, tugged, maybe. But dont treat us like a horse you're riding. Lifting your hand full of our hair up and down, side to side, twirling and flinging, JUST PISSES THE HELL OUT OF ME! Not only is it messing it up that shit hurts to comb out.

I could go into much, much deeper but I just wanted to voice the seriousness of this problem... no a huge epidemic, men thinking they know how to give a gal an orgasm. Its not so easy for us, guys. Our vaginas are not like your penis's, not anything will stimulate it and we are not ever so uncontrollably horny that we will lower our standers to sleep with you.

Sex with any girl should and is a privilege. Also, actually giving someone an orgasm is a feat and one most of you have yet to accomplish. If any men reads this, just follow my advise ok? We dont like not knowing if you are having a seizure on top of us or is that convulsing really feels good to you.

Im done.